Anonymous asked: Will you post a picture of your ass? I need confirmation that it is indeed spankable.

This is all you get, and only because it was already on my Facebook a while back.

Anonymous asked: 3 10 51

3. Licked an ass? No.

10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Apparently, I did once, but I was unaware until he told me…last week. lol

51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? Yes. And any other time is fine, as well. ;)

Anonymous asked: No fucking wonder you can't attract a guy your own age and you have to go after guys 20 years older than you. You put your boobs out there for everyone to see. It's pathetic.

One: I don’t want guys my own age. They’re stupid. All of them. That’s why I have the Requirements. You should know that, smartypants.

Two: 17, not 20. And I love him more than anything in the world.

Three: My boobs are awesome, and people like seeing them, so okay.

Anonymous asked: Some quotes that are relevant to you at the moment?

• “Sometimes, the only thing you can focus on is your own happiness.”
• “If you wanna keep your man, you have to do anything and everything to keep him happy.”
• “The only thing worse than genocide is when you burn the pancakes.”
• “You have a nice little tush. I like this tush.”
• “If things don’t work out this time, just try again later.”

I’ll add more to this later today. That’s all I can think of right now. lol

Anonymous asked: WTF does BDD mean by you're not people? WHy do you keep agreeing to it too?

LOL You haven’t known me very long, have you? It’s very well-know that I am not people.

Anonymous asked: Isn't he the one you married?

No. Yes. NotEric and I went ALL THE WAY TO FUCKIN’ BUFFALO to get married.

Anonymous asked: Why do you want to move to Toronto? Isn't NotEric living in Shreveport?

What does NotEric have to do with where I choose to live?

Anonymous asked: Are you still into the sub-dom stuff?

I’m into keeping my mister happy, so if that’s what he wants, then that’s what he gets.

Anonymous asked: Who's Lizzie?

Anonymous asked: Why were you in Buffalo a few weeks ago?

Because I enjoy being stuck in a hotel room, by myself, in 9 degree weather for 3 days.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend?

Anonymous asked: Not really a TMI, but what happened with you and Lizzie?

Anonymous asked: Have you taken it in the butt yet?

lol I did, once. It was rated R…R. Rated RR. Dun duh dunnn. I really hope no one gets that insinuation. lol

Anonymous asked: TMIT: How many sexual partners have you had in the last year?

Two.